Brian, Kiel

The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: \"It\'s illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro\"
\"Vot do you mean it\'s illegal?\", asks the German driver.
\"Quattro means-a four\", replies the Italian official.
\"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile\" the Germans retort unbelievingly \"Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons\"... Mehr lesen
\"You can\'t-a pull-a that-a one on-a me!\", replies the Italian customs agent, \"Quattro means-a four. You have-a five-a people in-a your car and you are therefore-a breaking the law\"
The German driver replies angrily, \"You idiot! Call your zupervisor over - I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!\"
\"Sorry\" responds the Italian official, \"He can\'t-a come. He\'s-a busy talking to two guys in a Fiat Uno\"..